Professional nap enthusiast and chief procrastinator at the Ministry of Doing Nothing. Part-time wizard in the art of avoiding responsibilities. If avoiding life's obligations were an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist. Proud member of the NEET elite – Not in Employment, Education, or Training, but excelling in the fine art of Netflix and chill. My life's mission - to perfect the art of staying in pajamas all day without a hint of guilt. Resume includes a PhD in avoiding phone calls and a master's degree in binge-watching.